We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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