that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's official drugs can't kill me
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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