it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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