Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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