You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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