Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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