Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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