nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Sorry about my life...
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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