I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
