no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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