i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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