my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
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