it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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