he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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