so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Green mimosas i think yes
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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