Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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