Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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