idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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