Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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