wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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