When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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