why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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