I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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