Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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