i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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