North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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