Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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