It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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