you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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