i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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