Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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