Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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