Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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