did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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