there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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