It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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