: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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