The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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