Kiss
Puke
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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