I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
