The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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