I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
