i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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