If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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