You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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