Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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