he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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