is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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