we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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