no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
